The BubblegumSex Advent Calendar of Sex, Day One

Its getting close to christmas so I thought I'd do an Advent Calendar, Its a very odd Advent Calendar in that not every day has a door to open. Never the less each door contains a picture relating to something i have done in my sex life. And i will try and explain it. So lets open door number 1 then.

This is the Rampant Rabbit thriller, it is my current favourite sex toy. It is extremeley pleasureable and makes me cum at least once a day. You may think because i have a live-in girlfriend i would have no need to masturbate, but its quite the opposite, Now i live with her my sex drive is through the roof, and there are alot of times when E is not around and i cannot wait, especially at night when shes asleep.

I have a huge toy chest full of sex toys, most i never or rarely use but i have pretty much anything Ann Summers sells, and some other items from more seedy sex shops. They are not all for masturbation of course, 90% of them have been used with E. But the Rampant Rabbit Thriller is one that i use on my own.

BubblegumSex over and out

XOXO

Not very well

I was planning on writing a rather lengthy sexual fantasy out for your enjoyment, but I'm not feeling very well, i have a blocked up nose, cough and a sore throat and i really can't be bothered so that will have to wait.

On the plus side i did buy a huge cuddly Pingu from Woolworths today, which is snuggled up next to me in bed as i write this. It rocks, the one to the right kinda looks like mine, but mine is prettier. Ooh and in other news I'm getting a new mobile on Monday, I'm quite excited even though i really never use my phone.

Anyway hope everyone reading this is feeling less ill than me.

Love BubblegumSex XOXO

My boring weekend

Well i had the most boring weekend of my life. My parents came to stay.

It was my fathers birthday and so Mummy brought him, herself and my sister down for a weekend in the smoke. Unfortunately Mummy didnt plan what theyed do once they were down here. She assumed (rather foolishly) that she would be able to get tickets for a movie/show etc. when she was down here on the night. As anyone who has lived in London for any length of time will no this is never gonna happen. We went anyway and she was disapointed, they then asked me where i could take them.

Hmmm i thought, should i take my homophobic parents to G.A.Y. or maybe to the Strip Club in Soho where i used to work that they dont know about. In the end i took them to a place in Piccadilly called Funland, which is like an indoor amusement park, with Dodgems, Pool, Ten Pin Bowling, a cinema and lots of arcade games. Once we arrived i pointed out all the attractions and then we followed my dad as he looked them over, one at a time, before walking straight out of the place and into HMV.

They were back in the hotel by 9.40 and i went back to G.A.Y. and pounded back tequila until i passed out and was woken at 4am by HB texting me.

BubblegumSex over and out. XOXO