Men are idiots

So yesterday some homophobic ass tells me he doesnt believe im really gay, and that there are no gay people, only people who cant get a date with people of the opposite sex.

I'd be offended if it wasnt so hillarious, why is it that men think they are so special that all women want one. That they can turn lesbians. Its pathetic.

As for the subject of not being able to get a date with a member of the opposite sex, i have dated people of both sexes, sometimes overlapping. I think girls are prettier, i think they are better lovers, make better conversation. And they have breasts and nice cute bums.

Quite frankly this guy needs to get his head out of his daily mail reading ass and take a look around at the world.

Trouble in Paradise

So E and i arent exactly getting on after last weekends madness. I've banned her from going out drinking so she has proceded to ban me from shagging her. I can't say im enjoying that much but im sticking to my guns at least until the weekend, which is only a couple of days now.

In other news, Goldilocks and Harlie Brown did not meet last weekend, and Harlie Brown would like me to point out once again that she is definately 100% straight (is anyone?). The Welsh Wonder also says she's 100% straight, so i guess those 2 didnt get naked with each other in a hotel room last month then like they say they did.

Meanwhile in the unbelieveabley idiotic world of American Network TV, the "pilot" for Season Four of Veronica Mars emerged on you tube this week. I cannot believe how this did not get picked up. I've put it below if you want to watch it.

Part One


Part Two



Bubblegum Sex over and out XO XO

The night before the morning after

Last night E went out clubbing with some of her uni friends, i didnt go, im not into clubbing, drinking or making an arse out of myself on the dancefloor. I waited up though for E to get home, i was quite horny and was hoping E would be the same when she got back.

She got back around 4am which considering the clocks going back was actually 5am ( i dont think she'd realised there was an extra hour). When i heard her come in, i got out of bed and went to meet her, but then heard there was someone else with her. I hid, and listened. She was kissing someone. They stumbled past the guest room where i was hiding and went into the main bedroom. I heard giggling and a belt being undone, then slurping. I crept over to the door and looked inside to see my girlfriend deep-throating this guys cock. Now i should say at this point for those who don't know, that E and i are completely open in our relationship and are allowed to fuck other people as long as we tell each other afterwards so i was fine with all this, just a bit shocked. Anyway the sight of my girlfriends lips around a guys cock would have made an instant puddle in my pants was i wearing any, as it was my juice was running down my leg and my hand had wondered by itself up my leg and was now rubbing my clit.

Meanwhile the guy had taken his belt and put it around E's wrists, thrown her down on the bed and was fucking her doggy style giving her all he had got. At this point E was moaning and threw her head back, turning and looking straight at me, fucking myself watching her. E winked at me and threw her head back once more screaming "Harder, Harder" At which point i came hard, biting my lip so as not to disturb them i had to retire back to the guest room.

About 10 minutes later the guy left and E stumbled into my room, cum dripping down her chin. I got up looked at her severely like i was going to tell her off, then licked the cum off her face and kissed her. "You're not mad" she slurred.
"No" i said. "I was a bit shocked at first but it made me so horny watching you"

And then she threw up on me.

Today she didnt get up till 2 and had the worst hangover ever. Thats Karma.

BubblegumSex Over and Out

XOXO