Text message sex

Tonight i was asked by a friend to help her write some text message sex to send to her boyfriend. She knows im a dirty lil whore so naturally i was the person she came to for advice. As weird as it may seem i havent actually tried to turn on a boy with text for a very long time. Sure ive been a flirty tease on occasion but never had anything approaching cyber or text sex with a boy for quite some time. Anyway heres what i came up with.

My first effort:

I'm lying on my bed right now thinking of you, your lips on my skin, on my collarbone, i can feel them moving down my naked body, my fingers are following them, over my breasts, touching my nipples for just a second sending an electrical charge down deep inside my pussy. and your lips follow it, and my fingers do too, accross my tummy, already taught just at the mere suggestion of where your lips are going. down to my warm, wet centre all
ready for you.

But she wanted something she could be doing to him, so i wrote this:

Ive just been watching Billie on tv. she's at a sex party, i wish we were there too. I'd sit you down in the playroom and let you watch Billie and the other girls kissing and fooling around. Whilst you're there i'm between your legs, i open your trousers, take out your cock and take a sip of champagne, coating my tongue with its bubbles. then i lightly begin to paint you hard
cock with my tongue, making sure every inch of the head is covered. Then i take your huge cock into my mouth and suck them off hard.

After your cock is free from bubbles i take your cock down my throat making sure my lips stay tight around your shaft sucking your deeper, so deep that my lips are touching your balls. Then finally i let you free my lips tight hold, and kiss the tip of your cock, before opening your shirt and moving up your body, my lips floating gently over your stomach and nipples, kissing and biting them before continuing up to your neck. Then, finally your lips are
on mine, we're kissing with animal passion and i wrap my legs around your
waist taking you deep inside me.

I feel your cock, deep inside me as i fuck you hard. I'm kissing you hungrily. You rip open my blouse, buttons fly everywhere, my bra quickly follows, my nipples are hard, aching for your lips to be on them, i groan as their wish is fufilled and i throw my head back.

I can feel in my stomach, that my orgasm is coming. i can feel every movement of your cock inside me, every touch of your lips on my nipples, and suddenly everything stops, my cunt tightens around your cock like a vice, and im cumming hard. milking your cock for everything its got as fireworks go off in my mind.

I come back to earth, my hips are still moving, still fucking your hard cock. I pull up your head and kiss you once more with renewed vigour. I fuck you harder than i've
ever fucked you before because in this moment im in heaven. And i want more, and
my cunt wants more, so i keep on fucking, keep on grinding my clit against you,
keep on kissing you.

At some point during this she left to go fuck herself. Enjoy and leave a comment if you liked it.

What is it like with a girl?

Met a girl in a chatroom yesterday who wasnt sure about her sexuality, and wanted to know what it was like with a girl. But she hadnt been with a man either, so she had no frame of reference for me to draw on. Basically all i could tell her is that i find men are only better at the rough sex, the animal throwing you around the room sex. Where as Girls are better at everything else, and plus girls have breasts and look cute and can dress in an infinite number of sexy thigh moistoningly gorgoeus ways. Its a line thats been used so often its almost a cliche, but girls really do know what a girl wants. Basically i regaled this young teen with the words that i used to live by "Shag everything, see what it is you like best". And for the purposes of this blog, Do it safely.

BubblegumSex signing out XOXOXOX

The Spunk Hunt

Last night, E and I went out on the pull. This means that we go out to a bar and look for a suitable man to seduce and fuck. How we go about it depends on the reason we do it, last night was about spunk. I’d been talking to someone about spunk, and I had a craving for it all over my face. So we went out looking for a guy that would be able to produce the required goods.

Its not as easy as you may think, the right guy is needed. Too attractive and charming, and of course they are going to be getting sex all the time. So they won’t have as much of the clear white gold that I so enjoy. But of course you don’t want someone ugly, you need someone a bit of a turn on. Luckily we found a man to suffice.

I do enjoy the power over men that simply kissing my girlfriend bestows, knowing that every man in the room is watching, cock hardening makes me really horny. Gagging for it, would not be an unfair assessment.

So we walk in, holding hands and get a drink, surveying the room. We choose our target, a tall man in a suit, probably just got off from a hard day in the city. We wait about 10 minutes, making sure that he doesnt have a girlfriend there or anything and then i go up to speak to him. I say hi and introduce myself, acting all innocent. Then i point out my girlfriend, saying in no uncertain terms that we want to take him outside and suck his cock till it explodes. Again this doesnt work as often as you might think, most men aren't as stupid as i would like to believe, and some actually are faithful to their girlfriends. Luckily for me this one wasn't and within minutes we were back at his place giving him the blow job of a lifetime. And it didnt take long before he was covering my face in sticky white gold, which E wasted no time in licking off of me and then kissing me with it in her mouth. Mmmmm.

Bubblegumsex over and out. XOXOXOX

Gossip Girl

As a self confessed American TV junkie, i watch alot of the new american shows before they come out over in the UK. Through illicit means of course. The new american TV season started a week or so ago, and the one show thats caught my eye is Gossip Girl.

Set in the Upper East Side of New York's Manhattan, this show follows Serena a girl from a wealthy family who moves back into town after doing a disappearing act six months previously. Her best friend Blair (played by the gorgeous Leighton Meester, who has guest starred on 24 and House over the last few years) isn't happy to have her back, feeling betrayed by her friends sudden disappearance and knowing that her boyfriend Nate, who she’s just about ready to let fuck her, has a crush on Serena. Nate’s best friend is Chuck a conniving Sebastian Velmont type slime ball with too much money, and thinks he can do anything and everything to anyone he wants.

Finally there’s the sweet adorable Jenny and Dan who are poor by comparison and live in Brooklyn, but go to Blair and Serena's school and try to fit in with the cool rich kids. All these people are tied together by the title character Gossip Girl, played by Veronica Mars's Kirsten Bell, an unseen voice narrating the action and a Blogger who's Gossip Column is sent to anyone who is anyone's cell phone.

Its Funny, Dramatic, Sweet yet deeply dark. All the best bits of The O.C. in the Cruel Intentions world of bitching, backstabbing and manipulation.

I love it.

Gossip Girl will air over here on ITV2 probably sometime next year.

Bubblegumsex over and out. XOXO

Hen night plans

In case you dont already know, im engaged to be married, dunno when exactly its gonna happen but E and i are gonna get married at some point. And so ive been planning our joint hen party.

Now last christmas E bought me a trip to amsterdam over new years in a five star hotel. And we stayed in the penthouse suite, ordered room service, had champagne sucked out of my tummy button whilst watching fireworks at midnight December 31st.

So ive decided id like to go back for my hen party, and ive made a list of what i want to happen.

• Have an Ann Summers party in the penthouse
• Get stoned
• Get drunk
• Have mass lesbian orgy with mine and E's friends.
• Enlist gay male prostitutes, to stand around look pretty, and when recquired, cover us in cum

BubblegumSex over and out!

XOXOXOXOX