Trouble in Paradise

So E and i arent exactly getting on after last weekends madness. I've banned her from going out drinking so she has proceded to ban me from shagging her. I can't say im enjoying that much but im sticking to my guns at least until the weekend, which is only a couple of days now.

In other news, Goldilocks and Harlie Brown did not meet last weekend, and Harlie Brown would like me to point out once again that she is definately 100% straight (is anyone?). The Welsh Wonder also says she's 100% straight, so i guess those 2 didnt get naked with each other in a hotel room last month then like they say they did.

Meanwhile in the unbelieveabley idiotic world of American Network TV, the "pilot" for Season Four of Veronica Mars emerged on you tube this week. I cannot believe how this did not get picked up. I've put it below if you want to watch it.

Part One


Part Two



Bubblegum Sex over and out XO XO