My boring weekend

Well i had the most boring weekend of my life. My parents came to stay.

It was my fathers birthday and so Mummy brought him, herself and my sister down for a weekend in the smoke. Unfortunately Mummy didnt plan what theyed do once they were down here. She assumed (rather foolishly) that she would be able to get tickets for a movie/show etc. when she was down here on the night. As anyone who has lived in London for any length of time will no this is never gonna happen. We went anyway and she was disapointed, they then asked me where i could take them.

Hmmm i thought, should i take my homophobic parents to G.A.Y. or maybe to the Strip Club in Soho where i used to work that they dont know about. In the end i took them to a place in Piccadilly called Funland, which is like an indoor amusement park, with Dodgems, Pool, Ten Pin Bowling, a cinema and lots of arcade games. Once we arrived i pointed out all the attractions and then we followed my dad as he looked them over, one at a time, before walking straight out of the place and into HMV.

They were back in the hotel by 9.40 and i went back to G.A.Y. and pounded back tequila until i passed out and was woken at 4am by HB texting me.

BubblegumSex over and out. XOXO