How do you stop a cleaner finding your sex toys?

E and I have hired a cleaner to help with the more mundane tasks that come with living without your parents. Like Washing up, ironing etc. Shes in her 60's, quite pretty for someone of her age group, and English too which seems to be a novelty in cleaners these days (sound old now lol). And she seems cool enough with the whole 2 girls shagging thing.

But how do i explain all the kinky underwear, the chains and whips. How do i explain to my cleaning lady that my downstairs playroom looks like a branch of Ann Summers.

In reality of course i could just not say anything. Which is probably for the best as i would most likely dig myself alot deeper. I do that enough with my friends.

Meanwhile in other news ive been trying to get HB to show me her arse on webcam. HB is another MSN friend like Goldilocks. Love this working in code business, its rocks my socks. Anyway off now to go use some of the items in my playroom.

BubblegumSex over and out XOXO