This will do for now

Friday, 21 September 2007

Well i suppose id better tell you something about myself.

The first thing i should say is that i am omnisexual. That means that ill pretty much shag anything.

Man, Woman, Horse... well not a horse cos they are scary. But theres no moral reason why i wouldnt. But men are scary too, i still shag them, so why not horses. Well i couldnt really take a horse in a fight i suppose.

Moving swiftly away from the subject of horse sex, I live in London, England. And have a girlfriend, but we have an open relationship and both shag other people when we want to. Although we have a rule that we have to tell each other about it afterwards, make each other horny/masturbate.

We're both here for Uni, I'm studying Media, hoping to become one of the people who decides what goes on tv. Im a big TV nut. TV and sex really are my favourite things in the world.

One thing you probably would like to know is that this time last year i was working as a stripper in one of Soho's more glamourous bars. I quit because i got bored. And i punched a customer.

Anyway, ill try and post something dirty and cock-hardeningly sexy tomorrow.

Bubblegumsex, signing off xoxoxox

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